March 2012
abusivemom:
cause you know id walk a thousand miles if i could
just
see
you
commanderinqueef:
faq more like fag am i right
pregnat:
if ur not in love with me ur doing it wrong
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
ericboreman:
it’s 2012 i thought people would be shooting up schools with laser guns by now
Anonymous asked: You have the physique of a dump truck.
2 tags
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE...
grahamcoxonofficial:
shoe
Ashton Kutcher: haha boobs
Two and A Half Men laugh track: hOLY SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT WAS FUCKING GENIUS OH MY GOD WHY HASN'T HE GOTTEN AN EMMY YET
Jon Cryer: I'm a 45 year old virgin
Two and A Half Men laugh track: FUCK OMG THAT'S SO FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S NEVER GONNA GET LAID HE'S SO STUPID OMG
Angus T. Jones: *bowel movement*
Two and A Half Men laugh track: HOLY FUCKING GODDAMN SHIT WHERE IS HIS OSCAR HE'S SO FUNNY AHHAAHHAHAHA OH MY GOD SWEET DICKS IN MY VIRGIN ASSHOLE HE IS A COMEDIC GENIUS
scubway:
i wish ray j and kim k would give things another shot
ivanoooze:
Hold on
February 29, 2012
2/29/12
2 + 29 + 12 = 43
George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States
He was 62 when he left office
62 - 43 = 19
19 days from today will be St. Patrick’s day, the Irish holiday
The 19th Pokemon is Rattata
Rattata evolves into Raticate
Raticate rhymes with State
The 43rd state is Idaho
Idaho Potatoes
Potatoes…Ireland….
Today will at...
kwadi:
so today i gained 3 followers “yay next hundred”
then gained 2 more “wow now im sure i wont be on my last hundred again”
*loses 7 followers*
February 2012
1612th:
i bet madonna was born on a leap day that’s probably why she thinks she’s 15
21stsextury:
stOP REBLOGGING UR OWN PHOTOS IF URE UGly
1 tag
Watchgossipgran:
SWEET ANGEL
tacobellsprout:
if i ever go to rome and my experience isn’t identical to lizzie mcguire’s i will be soooo done
