February 2012
fxckd:
feeling as unwanted as the stocks app on iphones
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southafricans:
HEY LISTEN UP YALL ITS TIME FOR SOME MOTHERFUCKING MATH GAMES WITH MY LITTLE SISTER. THATS RIGHT NERDS. MATH GAMES.
OK MY TURN FIRST. CHECK THIS SHIT OUT YALL
ALRIGHT I TAKE AWAY A FUCKIN JACK, A FUCKIN 6 AND ANOTHER FUCKIN JACK.
THATS RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS….
thedoctorwhore:
don’t listen to your health classes lesbianism is definitely a better way to avoid pregnancy than abstinence
imfamousontumblr:
oh is that a post about how ugly crocs are?
and oh did you tag it with “source: vogue”?
wow congrats youre gonna go far in life
basedmexican:
when girls describe themselves as “random”
tunnnelsnakesrule:
i wish it was acceptable to tell complete strangers you want to have sex with them in real life and not just on the internet
me: i want a boyfriend
boys: hey
me: no.
mormonhub:
I see you’ve made a gif photoset of you and your girlfriend kissing and hugging each other
shavingryansprivates:
tumblr meetup in my pants ur all invited
sassyblackblogger:
black listing people you don’t like is the most satisfying thing
textposter:
All I want is to matter to someone for longer than 0.58264 seconds
Why can’t tumblr shut down meme blogs
cripplechoir:
we got tangy spongy sauce
or mild bobby sauce for the not-so-daring
can i have a new header →
snookidoughicecream:
In other news, an 11 year old girl was kidnapped today. Authorities say she was (Taken with Instagram)
christianmingle:
i remember in like 5th grade when i used to get hot lunch they would have fish sticks but they looked like mozzarella sticks so i would get them and take a bite out of them and start to cry i think thats where my long history of commitment issues began
plasticprince:
bury me with my birkin
lemunplej:
when people ask you to follow them back